This Isn’t a Productivity Planner Cult.
It’s a full-on rebellion against the performative, Pinterest-perfect version of success.
You’re brilliant, driven, and capable of so much—and somehow, you still feel like it’s never enough.
You’ve built a life that looks successful on paper… but inside, you’re exhausted, overwhelmed, and wondering if this is really it.
I see you. I was you.
And I created this space for you.
I’m Chelsey Newmyer - Recovering overachiever. Behavior change specialist. Coach for women who are done doing what they “should.”
I grew up addicted to gold stars.
Straight As. Extra credit. Honors everything.
I built a career that made my résumé look amazing and made my actual life a stressful reality where I was white-knuckling my way through each day.
I had the job, the calendar, the “how do you do it all” praise.
I was exhausted, anxious, and constantly chasing a version of success that never actually felt like mine.
So I stopped trying to do my life for everyone else and found ways to personalize my productivity and goals.
And now? I help other women do the same.
I help high-achieving women break up with burnout and redesign their lives from the inside out. We use a mix of behavior change science, self-trust, and a little bit of magic.
This is where real-life psychology meets Human Design.
Where goal-setting frameworks sit next to your birth chart.
Where we stop waiting for permission and start running experiments on what works for you.
I’m not here to shove you into some hyper-optimized morning routine you’ll abandon in three days.
I’m here to help you understand the patterns behind your habits, the beliefs driving your choices, and the energy that makes you feel most like you.
Together, we blend:
Behavior change strategy (so you know how to build habits that stick forever)
Woo-woo wisdom (like Human Design, astrology, and the Enneagram because this is the way it will feel like you.)
Radical honesty + real-time experiments (because your life doesn’t change by reading another productivity book or buying another planner - I PROMISE)
This is you becoming the Main Character of your life and then building a life that matches.
Work with Me
The Productivity for Living Lab
(6-month group coaching, $2,500)
Perfect for: The former gold-star chaser finally asking: What if being productive doesn’t mean being constantly busy?
Weekly experiments + community support to reclaim your time, power & self-worth
Redefine Productivity Course
(Self-paced, 5-module course, $157)
Perfect for: DIY-ers ready to ditch hustle hacks and build a season-proof schedule
Neuroscience-backed lessons + templates to design days that feel free, not frantic and redefine success and productivity for yourself
5-Day Challenge: Take Control of Your Life
(Low-ticket ignition - Free)
Perfect for: Newcomers who want a fiery jump-start
Daily audio drops + journal prompts to swap autopilot for Main Character Energy